Top3 Tiger Woods’s

Top3 Tiger Woods’s

Tiger Woods’s Mistress No. 1 : Rachel Uchitel

Rachel Uchitel — She’s a VIP Nightclub hostess. Her fiancée was killed in the September 11th attack. Judging by this photo, she has mastered the simple art of bending over and parting her lips sexily. Oh, and she was going to hold a press conference where she discussed how Tiger Woods banged her, but then he paid her off with between 1.5 and 3 million dollars.

Tiger Woods’s Mistress No. 2 : Jaimee Grubbs

Jaimee Grubbs — She was a contestant on VH1’s “Tool Academy,” which is a show that I’ve never heard of, but the very name sounds unpleasant. Her primary interests are: (a) Misspelling her own name, and (b) Staring blankly at the camera. Oh, and she sent Tiger Woods IMs like this one — “I will wear you out… when was the last time you got [bleeped].” Presumably “bleeped” is a substitute for a sexy word here, although I’m kind of shy, so mentally I prefer to think that she was asking something innocuous, like, “When was the last time you got AN ADORABLE BABY KITTEN, or A NICE HOME-COOKED MEAL.”

Tiger Woods’s Mistress No. 3 : Kalika Moquin

Kalika Moquin — She’s a VIP Nightclub something or other, just like Girl #1, which is boring. And boringly, or “classily,” if you prefer, she refuses to talk about banging Tiger Woods. You can be her friend on MySpace though, if you want! Alternately, you could take a ride on a magical time machine back to the year 2003, which is the last time that anyone really cared about MySpace. On the whole, Kalika is so uninteresting that it almost makes me want to talk about golf instead.

University of Florida Football

University of Florida Football

University of Florida football coach Urban Meyer brain tumor like mass forces him to resign. Many people who have seen Urban Meyer in recent years know that his health has worsened. I couldn’t recognize him when I saw him recently at a stadium says, another coach of a rival team.

It seems the stress of leading team from victory to victory has taken a toll on his health.

Cardiovascular Technologist

Cardiovascular Technologist

Cardiovascular Technologist is a vast and pompous field in the health sciences. Cardiovascular Technologist is initially a Cardiac Physiologist. Cardiac Physiologist is a specialist who is trained to diagnose and treat vascular muscles and veins of a body and most importantly trained for cardiac system including heart.

Cardiovascular Technologist specializes in three major fields Blood Vessels Technology, Echocardiography and Invasive Cardiology. This field of technology can be easily understood by its name Cardio-Vascular, means it deals with heart, blood vessels and muscles of heart.

Urban Meyer Stepping Down

Urban Meyer Stepping Down
Urban Meyer stepping down. Urban Meyer has call it a day resigning from his Gator’s head coaching job on health ground. He says that he wants to take care of his health and spend more time with his family.

To be true he had not much time for his family as he is always on tour coaching young boys and turning them into great footballers.

And he has done the job more successfully than any other coach in college football during the last two decades. If at Florida Gators he helped the team to two national victories, he did the same turnaround with University of Utah team.

Kim Kardashian’s Sexy Salad Ad

Kim Kardashian’s Sexy Salad Ad
The holidays got you feeling plump? Kim Kardashian knows just what you need. “I’m such a neat freak,” Kardashian says as she mouths a Carl’s Jr. salad in a new advertisement. “Everything’s gotta be clean, crisp and tasty.”

But does it always have to be raunchy? No Kim, we said “raunchy,” not crunchy…

Berlusconi Sounding Pious After Year of Sex Scandals

Berlusconi Sounding Pious After Year of Sex Scandals

Berlusconi sounding pious after year of sex scandals and assault with eye to Catholic vote

Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi has written a Christmas letter to the pope saying Christian values guide his government’s work, the latest evidence that the premier beset by a sex scandal is taking an increasingly pious tone as he eyes Catholic voters.

The letter follows a new Berlusconi mantra – “Love conquers hatred and envy” – and his public pardon of the man who recently assaulted him, breaking his nose and two teeth.

Trillions to Fix Economy

Trillions to Fix Economy

Trillions to fix economy

JAPAN has approved a record trillion-dollar budget, seeking to aid economic recovery but also fuelling concerns about its swelling national debt.

The cabinet outlined spending measures of 92.3trillion yen ($1.14 trillion) for the next financial year starting in April, focusing on improving social welfare and cutting public works spending, officials said.

The budget aims “to protect livelihoods with a philosophy shifting from concrete to people”, Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama said, adding: “I will do my best to avoid a double-dip recession.”